Wait, you mean that I can get the Ron Popeil Manatee Rotisserie AND the Ron Popeil Signature Manatee Steak Knives for only 25 easy payments of $29.95 and one easy payment of $39.99? Who knew such deals could exist?!?!
Herman the Manatee will delight your whole family in his zany attempts to go about his business before getting maimed by an outboard motorboat. Laugh along as he manages to find himself in trouble again and again! Will that silly manatee never learn?
So, at least he has been at the surface, so it is not this bad, is it?
Darn that Popeil! Why would a product called “boat-be-gone” even *have* an “Attract” setting??
I know a good product liability lawyer that Herman should talk to.
little known fact about Ron Popeil, he designed the chciken rotisserie to cook manatee not chicken.
Lay off me guys, I can’t help being the master of evil MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
P.S. Beaknard: Manatee rotisserie is nice you should try it
And you can get for 25 easy payments of 29.95
But wait, there’s more. For just $39.99 extra, I’ll through in a set of Manatee Steak Knifes! What an offer!!!
Aah, shame!! It’l certainly change the way I see manatee’s. And motroboats..
Wait, you mean that I can get the Ron Popeil Manatee Rotisserie AND the Ron Popeil Signature Manatee Steak Knives for only 25 easy payments of $29.95 and one easy payment of $39.99? Who knew such deals could exist?!?!
Hmm, well if I call within the next thirty minutes, can I get TWO sets of steak knives and will you throw in an Official Manatee Rotisserie cookbook?
No.
ron is evil
How ’bout a free manatee with that, sir, if I introduce a friend to the product?